Remember when Americans used to hate British people and burned down their houses and now almost every American teenage girl drools over them
I want an American who’s never met any British people to be taken on holiday to like Liverpool or something and then we can watch them slowly fall apart as they realise we’re all a bunch of fucking chavs
I think I might be watching too many English-related things.
I find myself thinking in an English accent.
what is wrong with me.
I want to know who the PR person was for the British empire and how the managed to turn great britain from “the land that will conquer, rape, and kill your people” to “the land that just really loves tea, queuing up, and being polite over jammy dodgers.”
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.